Saturday, March 22, 2008

Martial Arts

In today's society it is really quite easy to get caught up in the hype of MMA. MMA, short for Mixed Martial Arts, is an event where fighters enter a ring to fight each other with little more than 4 oz. gloves. Actually, nothing more than 4 oz. gloves. Despite its seemingly violent, at face value nature, MMA is really quite safe. Currently, the MMA industry has no recorded deaths since its inception back in 1993.



Many critics of martial arts tout MMA as being the complete system of fighting, and frequently label traditional martial arts as non-effective. Now this is where I begin to take exception. As a practitioner of traditional martial arts for 20+ years, I can say that it is furthest from the truth. In all do honesty, comparring MMA to traditional martial arts is the equivalent of comparing (get ready for the cliche) apples and oranges.



I believe the crux of the growing criticism stems from the seemingly ineffective techniques that traditional martial artists practice. One of the biggest aspects is KATA, or form for our western society. Kata gets a bad wrap from the flashy gymanastic-like movements that you tend to see on television, but real kata is far from it. When looking at the essence of kata, one must take a step back and look for what is NOT being shown. Have I confused you with that statement? Well, the peasant farmers in ancient Japan disguised their fighting methods through kata. In the eyes of their government, the farmers were just dancing; however, under the guise of dancing, were carefully planned movements that were meant to simulate attacks. What is not shown is more important than what is.



Now, kata is practiced with the same mentality of ancient times. While the movements are pre-arranged, they lend themselves to very specific meanings. However, kata is not just about the movements, but it is also about power and focus - keeping an almost innate sense of surroundings. One should know what, or who is around them at all times. Now, my explanantion of kata is, at best, well, mediocre; however, possibly the best explanation comes from world reknowned martial artist, Hidy Ochiai. Below is an excerpt from an piece that Master Ochiai wrote reagarding kata. the full version can be found here: Kata by Hidy Ochiai




Kata by Hidy Ochiai - Excerpt



...at its highest levels kata becomes a kind of moving meditation; in contrast with zazen (sitting meditation) kata is considered dozen (moving meditation).

Kata is not without its difficulties. Because it contains abstract and symbolic movements, it is not always easy to figure out what is happening without proper guidance. In fact, it is often said that the ancient masters used to hide meanings and special techniques within a kata in such a way that only the worthiest students would ever discover these manings. For this reason, bunkai or kaiseki (analysis of kata) becomes very important to the sincere student. Even the most skeptical could not deny the value of kata as useful physical conditioning. Aside from increasing coordination, kata practice develops strength, tone, speed, balance, felxibility, and depending on the rate and duration of the student's practice, it can become good aerobic execise as well.

Master Ochiai




Let us move on to what I really want to say about this debate, MMA v. Traditional Martial Arts. The term "effective" is largely subjective, in that it is going to have different meanings to different people. Many will say that in street application, tradition falls short, while the utilization of various martial arts is dominant. While having the knowledge of several martial arts is most beneficial, it should not detract from the knowledge of a singular traditional style. After all, whether it be MMA, karate, tae kwon do or boxing, one only gets oout of it, what one puts into it.



Earlier, I made it known that I have been studying traditional martial arts for 20+ years, and I have been doing so under Master Hidy Ochiai. I would like to share a brief story: One day, while waling home from school in Binghamton, NY, I accidently bumped into a gentleman, whom proceeded to take a knife out, and attempt to attack me. I used a simple wrist submission that disarmed him, and put me out of harms way. Now, of the 20 years I have been studying, I can say that one incident made all of my training pay off.



What did that story mean? Simply put; it means that it doesn't matter the style, if what you are doing is effective, then it shouldn't matter. I do not need someone telling me that my style is "this" or "that," because I know.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Jenna Jameson

Jenna




Jenna


Now, I believe that most of us have probably heard of Jenna Jameson. If not, then chances you probably have never lived a day in your life. Anyway, Jameson is probably one of the highest paid porn stars EVER. Despite being a porn star, she drop-dead gorgeous. However, recent pictures have surfaced in which she LITERALLY looks like a skeleton. It is sad to see such a tragic transformation. Now, she is Dating famed UFC fighter, Tito Ortiz. Maybe Tito is still reveling in the fact that he has somehow managed to bag the most famous porn star ever, but he needs to intervene and get her some fucking help - immediately. Don't believe me? Well, below are before and after pictures of Jenna




WARNING

You prudes take note, one of the pictures may be to much for you to handle.




This is Jenna looking very good.







Ok, she is starting to change a bit, but still looks good.







GOOD GOD WOMAN, what the FUCK happened?!?





Ok, do you see what I mean? Now this message goes out to Mr. Tito Ortiz


Tito, my man, my homie. I know that you are a great fighter, and that you probably are on cloud 9 knowing that the all-famous Jenna Jameson is your woman, but damn man! She is sick, bro. This women is systematicaly self-destructing before your very eyes, and you are not doing shit about it! For a moment, come down off of your high-horse realize that this woman is dying. For a second, please forget the fact that you bagged a porn-star, and see her for what she really is: a person in need of dire help. Go see Dr. Drew, or somebody, but get her the help she deserves. She has survived the one industry that carries with it the biggest risks, but she does not need to go through this shit. In closing, Tito, get her HELP!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

American Idol Loses More Credibility

Ok, so anyone who knows me, knows my growing disdain for this show. I have long since argued that the show is not about music, but rather marketability. Now, I am not going to take away from the contestants that have won, because they are all great singers, but they also have a certain "thing" about them that is marketable.

The music industry is not about music any more, but rather what artist looks the best and can sell the most from their image. Being a musician myself, I can say that this mentality is pretty fucked up.

I am going back a little for this post.

Franchelle "Frenchie" Davis was a semi-finalist for American Idol back in season 2. Now, Frenchie was hands-down the best singer on that season, and, I will go out on a limb on this assertion, the best that AI has ever seen, save for current contestant, David Archuletta. Unfortunately, pictures surfaced of Frenchie posing topless on the Internet.

What is important to note; Frenchie had previously told producers of these photos, that were taken when she was 19, and nothing was done about it. Two months later, she was kicked off the show, because AI was a family oriented show, and those pictures would compromise its integrity.

Why did they wait two months, when they already had this knowledge, and they could saved her some embarrassment?

Fast forward to AI: Season 6.

Antonella Barba has photos surfaced of her in a see-through white shirt, with water falling on her, thus exposing her breasts. Granted, Antonella's pictures were private, but were leaked out, which I do not buy for a second. It is irrelevant that they were private, because AI is about family-oriented entertainment, and not about half-naked contestants, right?

WRONG!

Fast forward to AI: Season 7.

David Hernandez is outted for having worked, and by worked I mean danced, in a gay strip club. Did I forget to mention that he danced fully nude. Ok, here we have a man that gave nude lap-dances to other men in a gay strip club. Did AI disqualify him? Nope, but he was voted off of the show.

AI touts itself as family-oriented, right? Then why did they make exceptions for Antonella and David, but made an example of Frenchie?

Well, some would argue it was racism, and that is complete bull shit. No, in fact it was marketability. Both Antonella and David had an image that was viable in today's music industry. Frenchie did not. And why didn't she have that image? Well, frankly, she was overweight.


Draw your own conclusions.

The Women's Brain

Guys listen up. We do not know anything about women - NOTHING. Our minds are not capable of processing the type of shit women do. I mean, we process things into one of five categories: [1] SEX, [2] Eating, [3] Going to the bathroom, [4] Sleeping and [5] Sports. Face the facts, guys, we are simple minded, and we love it, but women do not.

Women are complicated, to say the least. We have no idea what they want, and, frankly, sometimes I am willing to bet they don't even know. You see, they have some sort of advanced code that they speak. So advanced that even top level FBI, CIA, MIT, and NSA code breakers are left scracthing their heads, and saying "what the fuck?"

Woman: I said no.
FBI: OK, so she means no, right?
MIT: Nope.
FBI: She means yes then, right?
CIA: Nope.
FBI: Well, what the hell does she mean?!?
CIA, NSA, MIT: No one knows.

See what I mean. No one knows what the hell you mean when you talk. You women need to cut us some slack over this, because it is not our fault that your language is more complex than the Super String Theory.

Women, we love you more than words can really express, but we are to damn confused by you.